Electric Chair Song

(To the tune of 'Love is all around')

It's buzzing through my fingers
It's buzzing through my toes
Electricity's all around me
And so the current grows

I've broken all the written rules
In everywhere I go, oh yes I have
So if you think I'm guilty
Just let the current flow

You know I'm guilty
I always am
It started out as a property scam
To the list of charges, there's just no end
The electric chair is my only friend

I see that switch before me
As I sit on this chair
If you turn it on now
Uou will frizz up my hair, oh yes you will
You read the charges to me
And I gave you my plea
You'll turn the current up full
And make toast outta me, oh yes you will

You know I'm guilty
I always am
It started out as a property scam
To the list of charges, there's just no end
The electric chair is my only friend

I've broken all the written rules
In everywhere I go, oh yes I have
So if you think I'm guilty
Just let the current flow

Just let the current flow...